About German - SoGerman

What do you call a pissed off German? – Sauerkraut.
What do you call a Blind German? -A Not see
“Two Martinis, bitte.”
“Dry?”
“Nein, I said TWO!”
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? -A Beaner-Schnitzel.
What lies between fear and sex? -Fünf.
What does it mean when a cow is nicer than a woman? – You are in Germany!”
Whats the difference between a smart German and a unicorn? Nothing, they’re both fictional characters.
What’s a german’s favorite number? – Nein!
Where do germs go on vacation? – To Germany.
What’s the difference between German striker Miroslav Klose and a puppy? – A puppy will eventually stop whining.